Things I like about IHOP:

• Variety. You ever seen how many things they have on their menu? And I've never had anything bad.
• Club Sandwiches and Fries w/Gravy. Despite the choices, I ALWAYS seem to get this.
• They're cheap. I can get a meal for my gf and I..and a salad..and a drink...AND dessert..for about 20 bux.
• There are always cops there, so it's safe. Tonight I counted six squad cars and 11 officers.
• Their special right now: funnel cakes. Where else are you gonna get funnel cakes besides the annual carnival? I shouldn't be deprived of that need except once a year.
• Open 24 hrs. Who hasn't had a great conversation with friends at 3am at an IHOP? Well, you should try it.
• The waiters smell good. At least tonight he did. Did that sound gay?
• Pictures on the menu. I like to see what I'm getting.
• Quick service. They are like clockwork, they are. It's late. My yoda voice just came out.

It's only appropriate...the site of the day.